The conversation last night went a little something like this…
Me: “You know, we really need to get some better beer,” as I guzzle down the last of a can of Budwieser.
Scott: “What do you mean, you don’t like Bud now?”
Me: “I like it alright, but this is a different time in our lives. If I’m about to give up alcohol for 9 months…well, I want much better between now and then. I demand better beer and better wine, and this Bud is NOT cutting it.”
Scott: “But it’s the best value and-”
Me: “DON’T talk to me about saving money on booze. The amount of money you are going to save over the nine months that I give it up will eclipse the small investment in something nicer in the interim.”
Scott called me on his way home from work today. He was making a beer run solely on my behalf.
Muwahahahahahahahahahahaaa! THE POWER, I LOVE IT. What should I ask for next? I’m digging negotiations.
Kendall is nearly 21 months and I am the MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE
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