When good words sound bad

Two nights ago at dinner Kendall signs that he’s all done and wants down and then starts saying “Ass” over and over again. Scott and I exchange glances and I begin listing off things he *might* be saying. Juice? Ass. Ice? AHSS. Bath? AAAAHHHHSSSSSS. We are both laughing so hard after a few minutes of [...]

Would Supernanny approve of a disco ball?

Supernanny is on the Style Network every day now, and I tune in every day despite how terrified that show makes me. No. Seriously.  Before I had Kendall I used to laugh my ass off at that show, now it truly, deeply, emotionally disturbs me, and yet, I can’t look away. It’s not so much [...]

Never say never say never say never

“My house will never look like a daycare. Ugh. I just don’t understand why people can’t keep their kids toys out of the living room. And what the hell is with all the gates? It’s called watching your kid. Geez.” Do you want to smack the person who said that? I totally do, and it [...]