Top Ten Reasons my Toddler is Like a Dog

10. He smells
9.  He’s always dirty
8.  He will eat anything off the floor
7.  He slobbers
6.  I am forever cleaning up his shit
5.  He pooped in the backyard yesterday (result of some naked time at the sand and water table)
4.  I can’t sleep with him in the same bed without getting a butt in my face and a cramp in my ass
3.  He has no respect for my personal bubble of space or private potty time
2. He comes running anytime he hears the refrigerator, pantry or just a bag of chips open 
1. He aint too proud to beg (see exhibit a —->>>>)

Kendall is 13 months old, and pulling on my pants, begging for some Veggie Stix

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Comments

  1. 1
    Mommie Daze says:

    LMAO! That’s hilarious. I’ve had those same thoughts about my four year old.

  2. 2
    Teri says:

    LOVE IT!!!

  3. 3
    Sareh says:

    Haha! That’s some funny shit :)

  4. 4

    You are so funny!! I love this post!!

  5. 5
    katie says:

    I lost it at “he pooped in the backyard yesterday” haha!

  6. 6
    Nanette says:

    Dahahaha! Love it!

  7. 7
    Teresa says:

    Love it! So very true.

  8. 8
    shawnna says:

    I whole heartedly agree!!! We had a rough time early this morning, Thank You for the laugh!

  9. 9
    Molly says:

    LOVE IT! <3

  10. 10
    Vanessa says:

    Hahaha I love it!!

  11. 11
    Amber says:

    Haha! I almost wrote a post just like this last week!

  12. 12
    Lisa says:

    That picture is priceless. Love it!

  13. 13
    K K says:

    Kayla says you left out the teeth marks left in almost anything he can get his hands and then mouth on.

  14. 14
    Lisa says:

    Oh man, I don’t even remember this one but man is it funny.

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