for fear I may jinx it, but I feel like I need to record this historic event in the life of me and my little boy so that I may refer to it in the future to reassure myself that my child, indeed, does have the capacity to sleep for more than 5 hours straight. [...]
I love my husband. He is a wonderful man who takes very good care of me and Kendall. He works his ass off and is incredibly helpful with everything. I am very lucky to have him. Having said all that, oh my God! I want to KILL him! Getting Kendall to take a nap these [...]
So I had to go to a certain giant retailer that I particularly despise the day after Halloween. Immediately upon entering I was immersed in Santa’s sweatshop. Christmas music on NOVEMBER 1ST?! WTF?! Why is it that every year Christmas gets shoved down our throats earlier and earlier? Don’t get me wrong, I love Christmas, [...]
Dear Vacuum, First, allow me to apologize for ignoring you this last year. A vacuum with no work to do must be a sad vacuum, and I’m sorry if I’ve hurt you. The truth is that there was plenty of work to be done, but I was too pregnant, tired, lazy, exhausted or otherwise indisposed [...]
