The stars aligned and the new mom gods smiled upon me. I managed to get Kendall in bed and asleep by 7 pm, got dressed up in – get this- my SKINNY pre-pregnancy jeans (granted, I did have a bit of a muffin top, but nothing a peasant style blouse couldn’t hide) and heels. Yes, [...]
Mommy needs to pee/clean/brush her teeth/have a moment to chillax… here, hop around/spin around in your Jumperoo/Exersaucer for a few minutes. Wheee! It will be fun! Here we are now, hovering over your fun-time device. Let’s see… if I move just a little more to the right…yup… you should be lined up right over those [...]
It’s been a week, and the war trudges on. It’s hard to tell who’s winning. If we go by who’s getting better sleep, then Kendall is kicking my ass in that department. I am exhausted. Walking 30 yards to his room three times a night seems about as dreadful as crossing the Sahara. Luckily, no [...]
Holy freaking OMG this is so fanfuckingtastic! I just did Kendall’s new little night time, please get sleepy and stay sleepy time routine -bath, lotion, diaper, jammies, sleep sack, Rockabye Baby Lullaby CD, lights down, nurse, rock…. good God that is a shit load of work to get one small person to go to sleep. [...]
