I think I’m in labor!  I’ve been up since 4:40 am with contractions every 6-7 minutes and it appears my vagina has a runny bloody nose.  Seriously…it’s a disgustingly accurate comparison.

AND that was just another contraction.  Hooray!  They hurt.  I’m not going to lie.  But I’m ready for it!  I don’t imagine I’ll be doing too much blogging from here on out until I’m home with the little guy, but I promise to at least do a very quick update just as soon as I can.

Peace out!  I’m off to squeeze out my hopefully not 10 lb baby!

40 weeks 3 days

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21 thoughts on “Can’t talk long…”

  1. Oh my gosh! Yay! I’ve been reading your blog since the beginning and have never commented. I think you are hillarious and so true, I love it. Congratulations and I will be thinking about you. How exciting! I can’t wait to read your blogs about him.

  2. Good Luck! My husband and I have been reading (and giggling over) your blog these past 40 weeks. You are a fantastic writer! You could rival Jenny McCarathy’s book, Belly Laughs. 🙂 You’ll be in our thoughts today! We’re so excited for you guys!

  3. Congrats! I have been reading since the beginning (I was a lurker on AFB) and wanted to wish you the best of luck! I’ve always found your blog to be very entertaing and now that we are expecting a little one I find it even more hilarious, I’ll even catch my husband secretly reading 🙂 Can’t wait to read some more once the little guy is here.

  4. HORRAY DONKEH!! Can’t wait to see pictures of Diddy Kong. 😉

    **easy l&d with no vag tearing dust**

  5. Hurrah! I sense new Regeti’s photos soon…congrats and good luck with the last leg of this whole shebang.

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