Monthly Archives: April 2008

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Does blogging induce labor?

I don’t know.  Let’s give it a try. Questions for myself to answer after the baby is born: 1. Do you still have cankles? 1b. View full post »

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::said like Fat Bastard:: “Get out of my Belleh!!”

So today is/was the BIG day.  My due date!  It was pretty uneventful honestly.  Not so much as one measly contraction.  I don’t feelView full post »

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My Earth Day Apology To Mother Earth

I am sorry for the ridiculous amounts of toilet paper I have personally been responsible for flushing down the toilet over the last 10View full post »

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The exit can be found at the rear of the cabin

Attention Baby: Despite your valiant attempts to break free of my womb via my rib cage, I regret to inform you that you will be stuck inView full post »

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Baby, you’re my Boo.

No.  That’s not what I whisper to my husband every time I lean in to kiss him.  I practically gag at any song on Top 4o that makesView full post »

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I don’t think you’re ready for this belly.

At the end of 32 weeks (literally days before the stretch mark explosion) I was lucky enough to meet up with some very good friends of oursView full post »

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The end is near…

Wow. The end of 37 effing weeks! I can’t believe it. I’m “full term”…whatever that means. It’sView full post »

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I really do love this…

My little boys feet are always positioned just below my ribs these days, and while I suffer frequent kicks to the ribs and lungs, IView full post »

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In theory…it sounds like a good idea

I have hit the stage of pregnancy that sends me to the nearest bathroom every time I sneeze…or Sniss, as I have heard it referred to,View full post »