Monthly Archives: April 2008

I don’t know.  Let’s give it a try. Questions for myself to answer after the baby is born: 1. Do you still have cankles? 1b.  If not, how quickly did they go away? 2. Do you still have heartburn? 2b. Did you birth a mini chewbacca (you know.. because all the heartburn means lots of […]

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I am sorry for the ridiculous amounts of toilet paper I have personally been responsible for flushing down the toilet over the last 10 months. Between the constant checking of what was going on and coming out down there when TTC, the excessive paranoia induced checks when I was spotting throughout the first trimester, and […]

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Attention Baby: Despite your valiant attempts to break free of my womb via my rib cage, I regret to inform you that you will be stuck in that increasingly small water balloon until you learn to head toward the tunnel located directly above your head. Yes, it may make more sense to try to kick […]

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No.  That’s not what I whisper to my husband every time I lean in to kiss him.  I practically gag at any song on Top 4o that makes reference to someone being someone’s “Boo”.  That is, however, the “code line” that I must say if I am absolutely 100% positive and dying for an epidural. […]

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At the end of 32 weeks (literally days before the stretch mark explosion) I was lucky enough to meet up with some very good friends of ours for an amazing maternity photo shoot. We met Amy and Srinu Regeti about two years ago while planning our wedding. They ended up taking our engagement pictures around […]

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Wow. The end of 37 effing weeks! I can’t believe it. I’m “full term”…whatever that means. It’s actually kind of cruel to tell a woman she is “full term”. It makes it seem like there is some sort of concrete finality to everything in the very near future, but, in reality, I still don’t know […]

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My little boys feet are always positioned just below my ribs these days, and while I suffer frequent kicks to the ribs and lungs, I absolutely LOVE being able to clearly feel and make out two tiny little feet.  I love poking them and massaging them and feeling them run up and down.  I’m sure […]

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I have hit the stage of pregnancy that sends me to the nearest bathroom every time I sneeze…or Sniss, as I have heard it referred to, meaning I piss myself a little with every Ahchoo.  Oh, it’s lovely.  Luckily there’s never that much pee to leak out since I am now emptying my bladder every […]

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