The baby loves when I poop.

I guess since it happens so rarely these days it’s cause for a celebration, but every time I empty my bowels he begins rolling and kicking like crazy. Must be all the extra room… Ahhh…it’s great to feel him move – regardless of the occasion. It seems like I waited forever. In hindsight, I think […]

You know you’re pregnant when…

You can justify eating Coolwhip straight from the tub. You notice you are going through an alarming amount of toilet paper. It appears a snail has taken up permanent residence in your underwear (ha! stole that one from my very funny pregnant friend). You can convince your husband to drive to Coldstone at 9 p.m. […]

Well…that was a bad idea.

Ugh.  I don’t know why I forgot so quickly how much I despised registering for our wedding.  Or maybe it’s not so much that I forgot, but more that I thought it would be a lot more fun/less stressful registering for baby stuff.  I mean, clearly picking out baking dishes and thread count is far […]

You know what I hate?

Everything surrounding weight gain and pregnancy.  I hate the actual weight gain.  I hate hearing about other people’s weight gain.  I hate telling them mine.  I hate the scale at the doctor’s office.  I hate that I hate gaining weight when I know that it’s necessary to GROW a healthy child.  I hate that I […]